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Thursday, March 5th, 2009
9:57 am	( i am a good dog ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, September 29th, 2008
11:09 am	Curious. So, I liked I Am Legend, but the ending completely just fell apart, and requiring the invisible hand of God as an active player in events is a bit of bullshit. The alternate ending was a lot better, I thought - actually using story elements they'd been building through the rest of the movie, and all. But apparently the original version of the script had a rather different ending, one a lot more faithful to the book than either of the others. Only managed to find part of the script - they never shot it, or did the CGI for it, but honestly ... ( I'd have liked to see this filmed. ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 28th, 2007
8:59 pm	So there's a meme going around Youtube. This is from some episode of The O.C. It's pretty crap, so just skip ahead to about 1:55 for the relevant bits. The whole "Getting shot -> MMM WHAT YOU SAY" thing has been spreading quite a bit, after Saturday Night Live parodied it. The Departed. Reservoir Dogs. Fellowship of the Ring. And etc and etc. I felt the need to contribute, but I also wanted to push things a bit. I love taking a thing to its logical extreme. So here's Bud Dwyers. the zapruder was taken (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
2:32 am	Meme from flemco Bush has now publicly noted that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Which makes me wonder one thing that I'd love to hear the president explain. MR. PRESIDENT, WHY DID WE GO TO IRAQ? If you would like to have that answer as well, post these words in your blog. We're not gonna get an answer from the head dickcheese himself, but it would be interesting to see how many of you would like to hear that answer. Note: You will probably be bombarded by posts from neo-con right-wing asshats. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
10:00 am	Thought of the Day Happy pie day. (Comment on this)
Monday, March 13th, 2006
9:55 am	Thought of the Day Gonna call another webcomic, here. Better Days. Lucy's totally gonna get napolied. (Comment on this)
Friday, March 10th, 2006
10:29 pm	Thought of the Day OK, I'm gonna go ahead and call the end of this Achewood storyline. Ray's too overconfident. This guy's gonna kick his ass, and Beef will win. (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 9th, 2006
4:37 pm	Thought of the Day Do you suppose European furries shave their armpits, and leave the rest of their bodies covered with hair? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
5:14 pm	Thought of the Day If you come in to work one morning, and spend about an hour typing out a lengthy resignation letter, detailing all the complaints and problems and inequities that have come up during your tenure at your job, and print it out, and tear it to little bits, and eat it with a lot of Ex-Lax and castor oil, and wait a couple hours, and head down to a restroom, and drop a massive disgusting foul resignation-letter liquid shit into a bucket, and then take that bucket back to the office, and then throw the contents of that bucket in your boss's face ... you probably shouldn't list that job on any resumes. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
11:41 am	Thought of the Day If at any point your diatribe contains the word 'jew-diciary', it probably doesn't have a lot of merit. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
6:35 pm	Selling out Been using this new SwheatScoop cat litter for about a week now. I must say, it's a big improvement over the old Arm & Hammer stuff I'd been using. Litter boxes don't smell as much. Cats don't smell as much. And it's basically just a bunch of wheat, so I can flush it, rather than having to carry a garbage bag full of heavy, heavy clay down 3 flights of stairs to the trash every so often. I like. (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 1st, 2005
1:31 am	Just got back from Serenity OK, as a long-time watcher of Buffy and Angel, there's something I've learned about Joss Whedon. It's something that is important to keep in mind. ( You see ... ) That said, "Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!" is the best line ever written by anyone ever. (note: you just read a spoiler) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
12:05 pm	Quick casserole recipe This was originally just another Cream of Cabinet with Refridgerator, but turned out pretty good, so I've made it repeatedly. You'll need: 1.25 pounds ground beef 1 can Cream of Chicken condensed soup 1 can Cream of Chicken w/ Mushroom condensed soup 2 cans mixed vegetables 1 can mushroom pieces Some sort of starch (I use Jasmine Rice, but any kind of rice or noodles or whatever is good here) Brown the beef in a big pot or skillet. Add the soups (no water), and mix up. Add the vegetables and mushrooms, stir, and cook a bit. Serve over your starch. Chicken soups work surprisingly well as sauces in Beef dishes. It's weird. (Comment on this)
Monday, July 4th, 2005
2:21 am	Liquids and such Drinking's a funny thing. I don't mean, like alcohol, though that can often be hilarious, but just ordinary drinking of fluids for survival. It's weird. I want to drink a lot less than I really ought to, and that want often manifests physiologically - if I don't really feel like drinking something, I won't be able to force myself to drink it. My mouth'll feel weird, or my stomach will feel full, or whatever; the point is, I can't drink. And it's far, far worse if we're looking at something I don't like to drink, like water or most juices; even if I'm thirsty, I can't make myself drink more than I absolutely have to, to take a pill or something. So, I've found that what I have to do is trick myself, drink something I like that doesn't make me go "Bleh, I'm full" after a cup or two. Thus, of late, I'm making and drinking a lot of Kool-Aid. It goes down like water, being made from tap water (and thus is probably better to drink than the Minute Maid Lemonade I had been drinking for a long time), but it's sweet and tasty and doesn't burn out the tongue the way sour stuff does. So, I can drink a lot of it. I go through a little over half a gallon a day; this is probably less than I should be drinking, but it's way more than I usually drink, so I'm gonna stick with it. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
2:37 am	This is the stupidest idea I've ever seen. It's petty, hypocritical, deceitful, more than a little vain, and just generally repugnant. AND THEY WILL SELL A FUCKTILLION BOTTLES! AT APPROXIMATELY $14.35 PER BOTTLE, THAT'S FOURTEEN FUCKTILLION, THREE HUNDRED FIFTY ASSLOADILLION DOLLARS! What, you don't think people will buy that? In this sick fucking country? (Comment on this)
Monday, May 16th, 2005
9:49 am	Disparity Once, in high school, I left a turkey and mayonnaise sandwich in my locker for two days. When I found it, I ate it, even though I could tell it had turned by the first bite, because I was just that hungry. I am very thirsty right now. And yet I am unable to force myself to drink a second mouthful of this Coca-Cola with Lime. Odd. (Comment on this)
4:12 am	Fuck you I finally got around to watching Matrix Revolutions. ( I gotta say ... ) (Comment on this)
Friday, March 4th, 2005
7:54 pm	Flashing back to Honest Bender's Discount Orphanarium So, I saw a store over near the supermarket today, called Buy Buy Baby. Apparently, it's a big chain. Also apparently, they're a baby supply store, selling diapers and baby food and cloth books and suchlike. And here I thought it was an adoption agency. Go figure. Well, I leave you with al_qaeda. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
2:40 pm	More meme ( Meme, y'all. ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, February 18th, 2005
5:16 am	So, in an effort to deal with my weight and blood pressure problems (~270, ~150/90 respectively), I have taken up exercise. Specifically, I got an exercise bike, and am trying to use it on a regular basis. It weighs about 140 pounds, and the heart attack I got carrying it up to my 3rd-floor apartment (elevators are for the not-poor) should shave off a few. However, I've noticed that, according to its little counter, each minute's exercise on the resistance level I can handle (2 out of 10) is only worth 2 calories. So, at the recommended workout time of 20 minutes, that's a whopping 40 calories. Now, maybe that counter's inaccurate, and I'm burning off more because I get my heart rate nice and high, but it's discouraging nonetheless. Also, it's weird: most of the strain while using the bike feels to be in the knees, and yet when I stop and start walking around, my knees and shins feel fine ... but my hips and thighs feel as though they're packed with lead. Odd. (Comment on this)